4/11/2023 0 Comments Disney villains hades fanart![]() ![]() This film is 更多 epic win than, well, anything except the things above it. "Aladdin! She loves us! She really loves us!" I don't think it's possible to sum up this movie in just one small "I 爱情 IT!" explanation. Sexy amazing little Pocahontas with her long legs and her tiny outfit and her amazing hair and her epic win 唱歌 voice and her personality. Then, of course, there's Pocahontas herself. Secondly, John Smith is just about the sexiest British guy prior to Tom Felton turning up in the Prisoner of Azkaban and everyone going "When the fuck did he get so goddamn hot?". That's rather epic win seeing as I'm a self-confessed history geek. SUSPENSE, do 你 want some 或者 not?Īnyway, Pocahontas. Yes, it's further on in the countdown, so I'm not going to mention it twice. In fact, I only stopped watching it loads when I found something better. Hell, I was only a little baby when it came out. Then again, maybe Bruce Forsyth feels young) so this was one of my first ever 迪士尼 films. I was only born in 1994 (which probably makes me older than most of the people 阅读 this, but I feel young. "So long and thanks for all the fish! So sad that it must come to this!" Yeah, little Timmy Innocence over there might believe you, but I was the fucked-up 6 年 old going "ARE 你 KIDDING ME? That's not what happened! That's like 写作 a storybook for The Evil Dead and saying all the zombies turned into butterflies!" How cool? I 爱情 the fact that both of my Tarzan storybooks INSIST that he merely fell. be a typical white guy and just steal all these gorillas in the scheme of becoming very rich." Though, his defeat is amazing. He's not even that evil until he goes all "MUHAHAHAHAHA!" and then gets very unevil 由 going "I'M GOING TO. Where was I? Oh yes, he jumps on blackboards yelling "GORILLA!" and that's pretty cool.ĪLSO, I absolutely adore Clayton. 或者 was it a leopard? Eh, something with spots. :') "THE LIMITED EDITION DISNEYLAND PARIS ONES?! THOSE BASTARDS!"Īnyway, moving on, who doesn't 爱情 a sexy guy in a loincloth who thinks the best way to greet a lady is to lift up her 短裙, 裙子 and then put his face in between her boobs? Ok, so maybe people that have a certain amount of modesty. I think I would so totally do that with my Mickey 老鼠, 鼠标 converse. "THE ONES I BOUGHT YOU?! THOSE BASTARDS!" "Well, Daddy, these baboons tried to eat me and I almost died." That cute little yellow Victorian dress, and the silly little brolly to accompany it. Her outfits are nothing compared to some 迪士尼 characters, but I think they represent her like no tomorrow. The first thing I always adored about this film was little clumsy, witty, silly, quintissentially British Jane Porter. Mainly because there's a bunch of British people in it and I'm British and that means something to me. ![]() A jungle man in a loincloth! No Daddy, not George of The Jungle." ![]()
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